Here's that question

One guy told me his grandma had just died, and he needed time to process the loss...She'd died like four months ago...And the night before he dumped me, he didn't seem too concerned about her while I was giving him a blowjob in his dorm room.....

#1- His friend told me he was in jail... and he wasn't..
#2- He never actually dumped me, he simply stopped speaking to me/answering my phone calls..
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Thank God I've found my future husband so I don't have to deal with that crap anymore!..

It's not you, it's me, I need to be with other women and you're going to fall in love with me, in fact you already have. (I'd only been with him three times)...So we can still see each other but I want to be with other woman, though I'd prefer if you were only with me. So I really like you but I need to let you go....

Oh I hate that Shakira. ..
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Of course it's me! He/she is really trying to spare my feelings. ..
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And of course it's him/her! They weren't ready for a relationship or I'm not the fairytale porn queen they wanted. ..
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Either way it's best to be rid of them. They're not mature enough to commit...

Re: beachgirl's funny answer -- excellent comment from justko..