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I'm the yang to Angie's yin.....
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Well thanks for cracking..me up too. Seriously tho, I'd have to guess he came from a very conservative household. If you like dirty talk, I'd tell you to suggest alternate words more in keeping with the mood, but as always when attempting a change to a sensitive area... go slowly. Try suggesting he replace Vagin* with P*ssy for starts, that should tempter your laughter for a bit, then continue introducing him to a the vocabulary of love... slowly lest his ego take a hit, lol...
-Carlos..

Maybe this is a particular fantasy of his, and what he really wants to do is dress up like an Amish couple and pretend to conceive children with you on a straw mattress or in the back of a horse-drawn buggy. ..
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Actually, the problem with suggesting he change his lingo is that "correcting him" could make things even more awkward. ..
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So here's a thought: you lead the way with the dirty talk, and do it far less Amishly. That way (I'm guessing), it will be hard for him to follow your dirty talk with his stilted version, and he'll have learned by example. ..
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Worth a try, anyway...

Does he tell you to close your eyes and think of Lancaster?..
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I wonder what he would do if you burst forth with some truly raunchy talk? Would it totally turn him off or gross him out or offend him? Does he swear in regular life, say if he drops something heavy on his toe? What a curious perversion...
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I'd say you have to bite the bullet and talk to him. He surely can't be unaware that what floats his boat, linguistically speaking, is unusual. So broaching it directly might be the best way to go. Ask him why he enjoys that, and tell him honestly that you, well, don't. You needn't tell him that you find it humorous. But if he was doing something else that ruined the mood for you (calling you a different name? Going too far in the other direction and swearing like a sailor in a snuff movie?), you'd bring that up, wouldn't it? If you present it as something that makes you less likely to have sex with him, he'll be more likely to keep his prim-and-proper chit-chat to himself...

sounds like the 40 year old virgin....was he a virgin? i'd tell him that he should calm down with the dirty talk. or SHOW HIM how to "dirty talk" in a sexier way. hahaha..

i would just talk dirty back to him....but really, like almost what he says just using, well, not textbook words, and hopefully he will get the hint. hilarious though!..